Thursday, December 12, 2013

This is a multiplex

Can you believe this is a multiplex? How about seeing a movie in this?

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Prithvi Shaw 15 yr old hitting 546(330b)

Feels good to have made highest score in school cricket,Sachin is not only mine but everyone’s ideal: Prithvi Shaw 

Here is the pic. Is he another Sachin in making?

Saturday, November 16, 2013

Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar's Farewell Speech

Sachin Tendulkar: " All my friends, settle down let me talk,I'll get more and more emotional ." The crowd does berserk out there. "My life between 22 yards in the 24 years, it 's hard to believe that it 's coming to an end. I would like to thank all the people who have helped me in my life to get here. I have a list in my hand , please forgive me if I miss out on a few names. First , my father, he passed away in 1999 . He was very key for my career. he gave me freedom , chase your dreams and don't find shortcuts. He also told me to be a nice human being. My mother, I don't how she dealt with such a naughty like guy me . She took care of me to be healthy. She started praying for me even before I started my career and I think those prayers gave my strength . In my school days , I used to stay with my uncle and aunt as my school was far away . They treated me like their son.They gave me enough food that I can play well . My eldest brother , he used to tell me , I know you'd do everything right and I have the confidence in you.My sister, she gave my the first bat for me . A Kashmir Willow bat . She continues to fast when I bat . Ajit , I don't what do I talk about him. It all started from the age of 11, he took to Achrekar sir my coach. And my life changed . Even last night , he called me and we were discussing my dismissal. Various things we agreed upon , my technique . I have had a lot of chat with him. If I had not done that , I would have been a lesser cricketer . The most important one in 1991 , I met my wife Anjali. I know she was a doctor . When we decided to make it a family, she said, you continue with your cricket and I'll take care of the family .Without that I think I couldn't have played so much cricket . Thank you for all that you've done and it is the best partnership I've had in my life . Then Sara and Arjun are two precious diamonds in my life .Daughter is 16 and son is 14, time has flown by . I wasn 't able to be with them for the birthdays, annual days and stuff.Thanks for understanding all that, both of you have been so special to me . I 've not spent enough time with you but I promise you the rest is for you.My in- laws have been supporting. I discuss various things with them ,we have a strong family and thank you for allowing me to marry Anjali. There have been a lot of friends who have supported me .Leaving their work and coming to bowl at me when I called them . I thought my career was over when I was injured, by my friends called even at 3 AM and made me believe that it was not over .My career started at 11. My brother took me to Achrekar sir and that is the best to have happened to me . Sir would be taking me on his scooter allover Mumbai to ensure that I get enough match practice .On a lighter note, he 's never said well played to me so that I don' t get complacent. ""My cricket started right here at this ground. The dream was obviously to play for India . BCCI was fantastic , they believed my at the of 16 years and selected me . Thanks for the support and the freedom ,without that this couldn't have happened . I have played with many senior cricketers, thanks to everyone for helping me out . I see , Rahul,Laxman, Sourav and my teamates, you guys are like my family . It is going to be difficult without that dressing room, sharing those special moments.""When Dhoni gave me the 200th Test cap, I just said, we are all proud to be here as a team and I believe that you guys will take care of this country in the right spirit to the best of our abilities. I believe in you and all the best for your future . Thanks to all the doctors,physios,without your special efforts , I couldn 't have been fit. I don' t know how you all kept me in good shape. My dear friend , late Mark Mascerenhas, my first manager . Without him I couldn ' thave achieved all this. All those sponsorship deals etc. . thanks for your support . I miss you. My manager Vinod Naidu, he 's more like my family. He's given me so much time leaving his family to work with him. In the school days when I played well , the media backed be a lot . You've been doing that till now . Thank you to all of you, all those photographers. Those moments will remain with me for the career. I thank all the people who supported me a lot . Whether I scored a 0 or a 100. I've met a lot of people who does all sorts of things for me,thank you for all that you've done . Especially ,"Sachin . .. Sachin .." that will be ringing in my ears till I breath . Thank you very much. I am sorry if I have missed out on anything . Good bye. " This has to be the most emotional speech ever :((

Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Poverty is the state of mind. Really??

After Rahul Gandhi's statement that poverty is the state of mind, people were left wondering if it is really so!
Tweepels had their own opinion about this state of Rahul's mind.. Let's read some top tweets...

#YoRahulSoDumb that he wanted to help the farmers so he signed up for FarmVille on Facebook to know their problems.

Dear Rahul Gandhi, poverty is not a state of mind, your chutiyapa certainly is. #YoRahulSoDumb

#YoRahulSoDumb He took 17 friends along to watch a movie because the poster said 'Above 18 only'

#YoRahulSoDumb When I told him elections are round the corner, he went outside the boundary of 10 janpath to look.

#YoRahulSoDumb whenever he see Sharad Pawar he thinks Sharad pawar is hiding a LADOO in his mouth

"Mummy Mummy lets make MIND as 30th state of India" - #YoRahulSoDumb

#YoRahulSoDumb Rahul's birthday will be declared buddhu-purnima,in honor of retards worldwide. Rapists will be released 2 mark.

Actually he was right... If you take all the poor people, it will become the biggest state in India...#yorahulsodumb

Monday, August 5, 2013

How to help my child with Maths?

Active support of parents in their children learning is more than important. To prepare your children to face increasing competition and tap the opportunities that come their way, strong mathematical skill plays an important role.

But when it comes to Maths, children feel like a nightmare and lose their confidence. To an extent parents are also responsible for this attitude of their children. They are fed with the words "Maths is hard" or "Even I was not good in Maths" or "I am not surprised, if you are not getting good marks in Maths". Stop this and instead help your children by motivating them with - 'They can do' attitude.

Some points that will help you and your child face Maths:

1) Focus on Approach

Most of the problems in Maths can be solved in more than one ways. Finding the correct answer is not the only thing in Maths. Make sure your child is more focused on approach he takes to find the answer. if the approach to tackle the problem is right, they will get to the correct answer eventually.

2) Analyze the wrong answers

If your child make a mistake in solving the answer, don't scold right away. Help them understand, where did they went wrong. This will increase their reasoning skills and also help them solve other mistakes by their own. Ask they to explain why they did this approach and understand their mindset to help them better.

3) Don't tell the answer at once

Help your child to explore different ways. Give them time and confidence to solve the problem on their own. Ask them to do it in a different way, give them some hints for the other method. This will help increase their thinking abilities.

4) Push them do mental maths

Maths is generally subjected to a pen and paper. Even we focus to solve either on calculator or use a pencil and paper to do the calculations. Ask your child to solve simple calculations in their mind. this will increase their thinking power.

5) Say no to cramming 

Strictly say NO to cramming difficult problems just for the sake of getting good numbers in exams. Achieving good numbers in exams is not the ultimate goal. Cramming in maths should only be restricted to formulas and not calculations. Help them understand the concepts and apply them in solving the questions.

6) Mathematics in the home

Your home is the great place to begin and explore Mathematics. Make sure your child devotes some time in a day with Maths. If you don't have and facing challenge to teach Maths to your child, you have great tutoring websites that teaches your students online. They fix classes and its one to one interactive sessions with your child. One of the great Online tutoring website is: - The Big Tutor.

Help your child do wonders in Maths!

Monday, July 1, 2013

Before the internet

Have you ever thought what and how was the life before the internet. Here are some in in interesting and creative tweets talking about the things 'before the internet' on internet.

#BeforeTheInternet no one talked much about cats.

#BeforeTheInternet people used to have one designated character, now it's the game of 140 characters!

#BeforeTheInternet Engineering and MBA were tough courses.

#BeforeTheInternet when we didn't know something we would keep quiet and not pretend to be experts

#BeforeTheInternet Stupidity took more time to travel.

Once upon a time #BeforeTheInternet people used to look at each other and not into their phones when they hung out.

#BeforeTheInternet Laptop and Dektop were just sexual positions.

#BeforeTheInternet Indians were more concerned about Kargil and Ayodhya than Palestine or Greece.

#BeforeTheInternet We clicked photos for our Family collection and not for showing it to others.

#BeforeTheInternet Savita was Bhabhi

#BeforeTheInternet My Life has my rules. Okay?
Now: Mah Lyf..Maah Rulz..kkkk Lol

#BeforeTheInternet reservation by IRCTC was not considered as one of the world's toughest jobs!

#BeforeTheInternet Letters were written, posted, carried on trains & delivered by a postman after 3 days.
Truly, Those were the daak ages.

Friday, May 31, 2013

What if Twitter was there during Ramayana

Yet again, tweepels brings out their innovative side, and this time it is for the trending hashtag for - If Twitter was during Ramanyana..Lets read the top hilarios tweets.

#IfTwitterWasDuringRamayana Devi Sita, must have protected her tweets from Ravan.

#IfTwitterWasDuringRamayana #SaveSita would be a trending topic

#IfTwitterWasDuringRamayana Some guy would have live tweeted everything happening in Ram’s camp thus blowing his cover!!!

#IfTwitterWasDuringRamayana then @KamaalRKhan would be dating Surpanakha by now.

#IfTwitterWasDuringRamayana The Entire Vanar Sena would have spammed the TL with their check-ins in Lanka.

#IfTwitterWasDuringRamayana Ravana wud have been acquitted of all charges & Shabari wud have been arrested for tasting berries meant for Ram

Ravan: "Hey Vibhishan, did you just tweeted 'Jai Shri Ram'?" | Vibhishan: "No, that was my nephew." #IfTwitterWasDuringRamayana

#IfTwitterWasDuringRamayana People would have outraged with hashtag #JusticeForSita for two days and would've forgotten it eventually.

#IfTwitterWasDuringRamayana people would've demanded Ravana be hanged for abducting Sita, but would be silent on Surpanakha's disfigurement

#IfTwitterWasDuringRamayana Seeta would've made a foursquare check-in at Ashok Vatika with Ravan & posted emo stuff everyday thereafter.

#IfTwitterWasDuringRamayana then Jatayu would be there as the twitter logo instead of this blue bird.

Ravan: I'm innocent. My nephew kidnapped Sita. #IfTwitterWasDuringRamayana

#IfTwitterWasDuringRamayana Everyone in vanaar sena would wear 'Being Hanuman' T-shirts.

#IfTwitterWasDuringRamayana The Vanwaas would have been, 14 years of living without an internet connection.

#IfTwitterWasDuringRamayana then KRK: Goodnight, Kiss to Ram and kick to Ravan who kidnapped Sita Maiya.

#IfTwitterWasDuringRamayana Kumbhkaran's must have been the most inactive account with an egg dp.

#IfTwitterWasDuringRamayana Sherlyn Chopra would've had a twitter crush on Cucumberkaran.

#IfTwitterWasDuringRamayana Hanumaan must have been most loyal follower of Shri Ram. RTing and Favoriting his every tweet.

#IfTwitterWasDuringRamayana Hanumaan must have been most loyal follower of Shri Ram. RTing and Favoriting his every tweet..

Sunday, March 31, 2013

What TV Ads teaches you?

Commercials these days are facing cut throat competition and to win the race, commercials sometimes end up showing non-sense. Here what people think what ads teach them.

#WhatTVAdsTeachYou If you use Axe, you get women. (Which of course is pure nonsense. Parasurama used it all his life and was a bachelor.)

#WhatTVAdsTeachYou HP Printers will get your kids better grades.

#WhatTVAdsTeachYou People who lick Dairymilk like *that* in public are not treated like well-dressed beggars.

Cleavage is the only thing that you can look down on and approve of at the same time.... ^_^ #WhatTVAdsTeachYou

#WhatTVAdsTeachYou That there is an invincible germ which can't be killed by any handwash.

#WhatTVAdsTeachYou happydent is used for lightining

#WhatTVAdsTeachYou Hema, Rekha, Jaya and Sushma don't mind getting dirty if you're in need.

#WhatTVAdsTeachYou Samsung has more galaxies than the Universe

#WhatTVAdsTeachYou How to clean your toilet seat with Harpic, specially when you are enjoying your food.

Kareena has dandruff problem, Katrina has dry hair problem, Shilpa has hairfall problem and Priyanka has chip-chip. #WhatTVAdsTeachYou

#WhatTVAdsTeachYou Priyanka Chopra has more dark-spots than a Dalmatian Dog

When u having mango juice, u can use your imagination & go where you want to go! And the last "drop" is the main one! #WhatTVAdsTeachYou

#whattvadsteachyou you must never buy a toothpaste whose cover says Sadharan Toothpaste in black and white

#WhatTVAdsTeachYou Katrina has showed us that an 'aam' can get laid more easily than an 'aam aadmi'.

#WhatTVAdsTeachYou All doctors roam around wearing lab coats.

#WhatTVAdsTeachYou Whisper Wings are getting wider & wider until one day they decide to take off from Indira Gandhi Intl airport.

#WhatTVAdsTeachYou Even If you buy a Nokia Lumia with a 1billion Mega pixel Camera ... u will still look as silly as the Guys in its Ads

#WhatTVAdsTeachYou Saif Ali Khan hangs out with Appy Fiz more often than Kareena Kapoor.

#WhatTVAdsTeachYou Condoms have more flavours than Candies.

#WhatTVAdsTeachYou Akshay Kumar is universal brand ambassador of woman safety. He will alert them about their 'button khula hai'.

#WhatTVAdsTeachYou, You will not be asked about your ID proof while Voting if you wear Rupa frontline.

#WhatTVAdsTeachYou you can get orgasm by just seeing Condom Pack

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Reply option on a comment in Facebook

The most used social networking site Facebook is always experimenting with new features. They have come up with some really exciting features in the past and here is a new one to the list - reply option on the comments. 

This will help navigating through a thread much more easily. Earlier people used to tag the person to reply on a comment in a status update by a page. Given the fact that there pages having thousands of fans and after a status update by a page there is always multiple threads that starts in the comments which becomes difficult to follow.

This feature will facilitate the discussions between the subgroups of fans, formed for a status update. The conversation will no longer look like a vertical thread of a single theme, it will look more like a branched one.

What your say on this?

Sunday, March 24, 2013

Sir Ravindra Jadeja Facts

Ravindra Jadeja wears his shades on head to send the message to the aliens that he's constantly monitoring their movement. #JadejaFacts

When Mark Zukerberg created Facebook he already had a friend request waiting from Ravindra Jadeja #JadejaFacts

Neil Armstrong was hesitant about stepping on moon, Ravindra Jadeja pushed him from behind. #JadejaFacts

Necessity is the mother of Invention . Jadeja is Father . #JadejaFacts

Ravindra Jadeja decides which side the ball will spin after releasing it #JadejaFacts

#SirJadeja adjusts the sight screen at the opposite end even while he's bowling. To improve his concentration. #JadejaFacts

The Fastest Ball in Cricket is 101 miles per Hour only because Sir Jadeja balls with Left Hand :P

Once Sir Ravindra used second hand Maruti for F1 race and still won it. #JadejaFacts

Sir Ravindra Jadeja can make international calls with zero balance #JadejaFacts

Sir Ravindra Jadeja was found playing with Balls as soon as he was born #JadejaFacts

Sir Ravindra can hit his own wrong one for a six, then catch it, then appeal, then give out and then walk out. #JadejaFacts

The Earth is nothing but the spin ball of Lord Jadeja. #JadejaFacts

Sir Jadeja rejected Tamanna's friend request on fb #JadejaFacts

Ravindra Jadeja can wear his shoes first and socks later. #JadejaFacts

Sir Ravindara Jadeja can book tickets on IRCTC #JadejaFacts

Saturday, March 23, 2013

What would be the headlines in 2020?

Anil Kapoor's chest has been declared a World Heritage Site by UNESCO #Headlines2020

Rahul Gandhi is still d 'youth' icon of India! #Headlines2020

Titanic 6D released. Viewers are provided life jackets with 3D glasses. They have the option of saving passengers of Titanic.

Rohit Sharma is India's most promising cricketer. Needs to be given more chances. #Headlines2020

Smartphones go to work, come back home, plug you into a socket and charge you. #Headlines2020

Daya says the 10,000th door he'd break open in the 2,56,967th episode of C.I.D. this week would be his last. #Headlines2020

Apple launches iDildo....Like its other products, it's just an iPhone with a round cylindrical shape #Headlines2020

Salman planning to marry next month, after his release Dabangg - 40 ;) #Headlines2020
Sachin and Arjun Tendulkar's crucial partnership keeps India alive in the match. #Headlines2020

#Headlines2020 Kundali matching includes matching the quality of your tweets & status updates....ur number of followers & online friends! :P

#Headlines2020 Justin Bieber starts a new magazine called 'Women's power'

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

If there were no woman

Carmine, French Rose, Magenta, Fuchisa, Rose, Ruby, salmon, baby and all other shades of pink would have been just pink#IfThereWereNoWomen

#IfThereWereNoWomen in the world it would be a huge pain in the a** .

Men would grow on trees. #IfThereWereNoWomen

#IfThereWereNoWomen there would be no rapes 

#IfThereWereNoWomen men would have to manage everything 'singlehandedly'

#IfThereWereNoWomen diamond would be just another stone.

Karan Johar will be the president of the country and Gayism will be the only religion! #IfThereWereNoWomen

#IfThereWereNoWomen, we'd never know whether Ram Kapoor was pregnant or just fat.

#IfThereWereNoWomen, one of the two hands of every male would have been much thicker and 'exercised', even at the age of 60!

#IfThereWereNoWomen Goats would go crazy for the dudes in Axe adverts

#IfThereWereNoWomen All colleges would have looked and felt like Engineering colleges

#IfThereWereNoWomen Happy and Gay will find it's true meaning.

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