Monday, August 18, 2014

OMG! Priyanka Chora posted this on Facebook!

Well, Priyanka came to Comedy Nights with Kapil for promoting her picture Mary Kom and then she posted some of the pics on Facebook. Well, Priyanka is definitely looking stunning and glamorous as always but this pic doesn't go in the right sense..

Well what do you think?



Thursday, August 14, 2014

Arvind Kejriwal compared to Taj

Yes you heard it right, Arvind Kejriwal was comapred to TAJ MAHAL!! None other than Ashutosh, who himself is a memeber of AAP, tweeted this.

"Questioning organisational competence of Arvind Kejriwal is questioning the beauty of Taj Mahal. It is he who created Anna movement and AAP." - Tweeted ashutosh. 

Well, tweepels don't leave any to anyone to take a dig at.

Thursday, June 26, 2014

Indian English

We Indians have a evolved our our own English and which turns out to be funny at times. Here are few examples:

She only told me KI she will come!

He says"I see u, so I talk to u, u want to talk me plz?..." I died

A standard reply when you ask an Indian student who has finished his Grad - Yeah, I "passed out" from College.

Sleeping is not coming only.

He: Hiee...!!! She: Helloo..!!! He: KYA DOING???

Teacher:- Explain ‘Dahi’ (curd) in English                           Me:- Milk sleeping in the night, morning mei tight"

Open the window, let the atmosphere come inside.

He: I love you. She: thenku.

Keep quite students the principal just passed away in the corridor.

Kindly give me a leave from office because my wife was born a child yesterday.

Both of you two get out of the class.


'' How many children do u have ? '' '' I have two daughters both are girls ''



Tuesday, June 24, 2014

Dhoni in Vishnu Avatar

Andhra court issues arrest warrant against Dhoni for posing in Vishnu avatar.


Thursday, June 19, 2014

The most deadly terms used by a woman

No one can understand women and there have been many jokes already there. But here is the list of words which when used by woman may not be of same meaning as it may sound.

Complex, huh?




The reason for Facebook being down today

Facebook was down today for 15 mins and people all over the world started complaining about it. There were many speculations but I guess the most relevant reason was the below pic. Mark Zuckerberg must have panicked after seeing the below pic on Facebook.





Wednesday, June 18, 2014

The superficial promises of Arvind Kejriwal

Arvind Kejriwal, once the CM of Delhi, made a political blunder and is became infamous for his U -turns.

People surely don't leave any opportunity to make fun of that. Here is another one...


  

Friday, June 6, 2014

Golden temple clash video and pics

What happened in Golden temple was absolutely shocking. Clashes between two group of sikhs at a peaceful place just leave the stains on the holy place like Golden Temple.Sword-wielding Sikhs clash at Golden Temple and leave 12 people injured.

Here are some pics and video clip of the same.






Tuesday, June 3, 2014

CBSE 2014 topper scoring 99.6% marks: Hilarious Comments

Delhi guy who topped 99.6% marks in CBSE board exams has definitely made his parents proud but there is another perspective as well. When Hindustan Times posted about this guy on Facebook, people came up with some hilarious comments.. - Itna toh dettol, kitanu nai maarta... or Ye ladka kalpanic hai iska vastav se koi sambandh nhi hai . Enjoy the comments below:




Sunday, June 1, 2014

Reactions of George Bailey: KXIP Captain

Though KXIP has a spectacular IPL 2014 and managed to get into finals easily but in the end it was dark horses KKR that won the IPL, but KXIP surely won many hearts.

Win or Loose there is one thing that could be learnt from KXIP captain George Bailey, he is smiling in all the situations. What a man of great caliber and a charming face. Here are his reactions in different situations.



Thursday, May 29, 2014

Narendra Modi's life to be included in school curriculum!!

From a tea seller to Gujarat's CM and then becoming Nation's PM was a remarkable journey indeed. For sure one must get inspiration from his life story and try hard to achieve goals. This is a motivational story and good for children to know but should his life story be included in the school curriculum. 

Narendra Modi has his views on this and he personally thinks that this should not be, India has a rich history and there are many bravehearts and great people, whose story these kids should read and emulate. 

A humble person indeed!




Narendra Modi's top 10 priorities as PM


Now when we have got our new PM - Narendra Damodardas Modi, he is all set to take over the responsibilities and take India forward. 

He has listed top 10 priorities for his government for the coming months, which includes focus on economy to education to health water and basic facilities. Let's hope for the better India, shining India.




Thursday, May 22, 2014

Royal Enfield Bullet modified

Wonder what Indians are famous for? Jugaad is the word. Here's another modified bullet with a fan mounted on it. But the question is, do he really want more air on an open bike!



Aishwarya Rai Bachhan at cannes 2014

Aishwarya Rai Bachchan finally managed to nail the red carpet look at the Cannes Film Festival 2014. Definitely this women never gets old. She is indeed as beautiful, gorgeous and elegant as she was before marriage. There couldn't be a better reply to her critics post this film festival.





Friday, March 14, 2014

An eye opener: Must watch video

A video talking about how parents should treat their children. A perfect eye opener for all parents who are too busy with the daily work and have no time.



video

Sunday, March 2, 2014

Narendra modi's look alike: Really?

Some of the BJP maniacs are comparing a statue from Harappa civilization with the next most likely to be PM candidate - Narendra Modi. Strange thing is, they call the statue as the symbol of Harappa civilization! I am surprised if they haven't seen the nose of the statue...

Yeh log Narendra Modi ki bhi naak katva kar hi maanenge...



Aamir Khan won't be watching Satyamev Jayate

Satyamev Jayate starring Aamir Khan will be telecast for 5 Sundays of March... but here is why Aamir khan won't be watching his own serial.. Jinhe desk ki fikar hai, vo helmet pehen kar chalate hain... Tripling on a bike without helmet!


Saturday, March 1, 2014

Oh My God!: Rahul Gandhi thinking

Rahul Gandhi the next prime ministerial candidate from Congress seems to have some similarities with the character of Mithun in the movie Oh! My God.. atleast his thinking style seems to be same..


Friday, February 28, 2014

Rahul Gandhi in Dehradun: Hilarious

Political parties taking a dig at each other is not new..but Rahul Gandhi manages to entertain people in his own ways... 

Gujarat ko doodh Gujarat ki aurtoon ne diya hai... Hilarious


Watch the video:




Thursday, February 27, 2014

10 broken promises of Modi

BJP prime ministerial candidate Narendra Modi is on the strongest contenders for the race of next Indian PM. TOI lists 10 broken promises of Modi on the front page...


What a reply to Salman Khurshid's Impotent comment..

Want to become MARD, contact congress headquaters...

Bhagat singh kranti sena replies to salman khurshid's "modi is impotent" barb in style.






Friday, February 21, 2014

Highway Movie Review

Imtiaz Ali's Highway movie is in theaters now and here is what few people have to say about it...

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A smooth bumpless highway.
Imtiaz Ali's direction is top notch, a few hiccups can be overseen. It can be considered as its best work.
The story is superb and makes you think.
Randeep Hooda excels with his fantastic expressions and with minimal dialogues. But the show stealer is Alia Bhatt. It never seems that it is her second movie. She is fantastic.
The music and the background score by AR Rahman is excellent and suits the mood of the film.
Overall, a fantastically made film. This is an Expressway than a Highway.
4/5.


~ Sachin Iyer

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In brief - 

5/5 star movie, found no loopholes or weak ends, Imtiaz Ali's unmatchable direction and AR Rahman's soothing music made this movie like a journey, that I wished would have never ended. Randeep Hooda and Alia Bhatt presented a class of acting, Alia has grown mature as an actor since SOTY and this movie will prove to be a landmark in her journey as an actress.

Detailed review -

The Movie Highway, starring Randeep Hooda and Alia Bhatt starts on a very generic scene, where Alia is portrayed as a rich girl, getting married in a few days, and Randeep is a contract killer. Some unfortunate events lead to kidnapping of Alia and the rest of the movie is a journey about the same.

Without revealing any suspense, the movie is shot brilliantly by Imtiaz, capturing the scenic beauty in a wonderful way. The shots from Himachal and Ladakh are mesmerizing. It was literally the first time in my life where I watched a movie by laying back on the chair and in a relaxing mood. After initial 10-15 minutes, movie catches a speed and you won't have a track of time. Randeep Hooda has acted stupendously as a Jaat and a con, his dialogue delivery is just perfect, while Alia has portrayed a rich, well mannered and behaved girl, she'll take your heart away by her sweetness in the movie.

The movie showcases, how a grief of childhood can affect a human deep down and change his behavior and his entire life. A long gone historical event, when remains fresh in your memory, it will definitely affect your present and your future and the turns you take, the course you follow, will all lead you at the exact place where you'll find yourself face to face with what you were running from in the first place. The movie is like a journey, and the entire cinematography team deserves a standing ovation!

Music is undoubtedly good when the name - AR Rahman is associated with it. The best songs are - Maahi Ve and Patakha Guddi.

This movie may not be liked by those who are expecting a hopeless romance between the two, because it's different, unconventional and abstract. The entire movie was clean, not even a single kiss scene, makes this movie different from the lot. The ending is unpredictable and 'Rockstar-style'.

If you love subjective movies, you must not miss this one 


~ Mehek
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Highway
though many would say the film was quite boring.. i would beg to differ
alia bhatt, randeep hooda was good performers as cast....
cinamatography, music and location was excellent..
direction was a bit weak and though the film concept was marvelous... the film lacked any substantial moments which would make it more exiting!!!!!

the thrill of being free despite being in captivity was not clearly visible throughout the film which was necessary....
a major flaw in the film was that there was no ransom negotiation even though there was a kidnapping!!!!! (big point to be noticed).
a bit more background of charecters was also needed for better understanding
Blue Leaf amar movie ta khub ekta baje lageni... tobe pace ta ektu beshi hole manato

overall 7.5/10


~ Probhuddo

2 states bollywood movie

Based on Chetan Bhagat's novel, 2 states starring Alia Bhatt and Arjun Kapoor is scheduled to release on 18th April.


The official music and promo haven't been release yet. But here is the wiki page if you want to know more about the movie.


Here is the star cast of the movie:

  • Arjun Kapoor as Krish Malhotra
  • Alia Bhatt as Ananya Swaminathan
  • Amrita Singh as Krish's mom
  • Revathy as Ananya's mom
  • Ronit Roy as Krish's father

Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Brion Acton, What's app acquired by Zuckerberg's Facebook


Brion Acton, the owner and CEO of Whats app once tweeted " Facebook turned me down. It was a great opportunity to connect with some fantastic people. Looking forward to life's next adventure" in 2009, and now here he is - Facebook buying What's app for $16 billion !!! With the highest growth rate of the number of active users, what's app is one of the social networking apps that has created a buzz.

Below is what Mark Zuckerberg has to say about it.

"I’m excited to announce that we’ve agreed to acquire WhatsApp and that their entire team will be joining us at Facebook.

Our mission is to make the world more open and connected. We do this by building services that help people share any type of content with any group of people they want. WhatsApp will help us do this by continuing to develop a service that people around the world love to use every day.

WhatsApp is a simple, fast and reliable mobile messaging service that is used by over 450 million people on every major mobile platform. More than 1 million people sign up for WhatsApp every day and it is on its way to connecting one billion people. More and more people rely on WhatsApp to communicate with all of their contacts every day.

WhatsApp will continue to operate independently within Facebook. The product roadmap will remain unchanged and the team is going to stay in Mountain View. Over the next few years, we're going to work hard to help WhatsApp grow and connect the whole world. We also expect that WhatsApp will add to our efforts forInternet.org, our partnership to make basic internet services affordable for everyone.

WhatsApp will complement our existing chat and messaging services to provide new tools for our community. Facebook Messenger is widely used for chatting with your Facebook friends, and WhatsApp for communicating with all of your contacts and small groups of people. Since WhatsApp and Messenger serve such different and important uses, we will continue investing in both and making them each great products for everyone.

WhatsApp had every option in the world, so I’m thrilled that they chose to work with us. I’m looking forward to what Facebook and WhatsApp can do together, and to developing great new mobile services that give people even more options for connecting.

I've also known Jan for a long time, and I know that we both share the vision of making the world more open and connected. I'm particularly happy that Jan has agreed to join the Facebook board and partner with me to shape Facebook's future as well as WhatsApp's.

Jan and the WhatsApp team have done some amazing work to connect almost half a billion people. I can’t wait for them to join Facebook and help us connect the rest of the world."



Friday, February 14, 2014

PSP - A new Game: Pepper Spray in Parliament

With MPs in Parliament stooping to a new low..Here's few of the thoughts that people shared across internet...

  • Pepper Spray in Lok Sabha? Its a conspiracy against Arvind Kejriwal. Till now he just coughed. Now he will sneeze as well.
  • It seems Rahul Gandhi has come out in the defence of Andhra MPs saying pepper spray is an instrument of women's empowerment
  • India begs Cong to avoid learning the wrong lesson from the incident at Parliament & not end up introducing a Right To  Pepper Spray Bill
  • Sonia Gandhi : I am moved to tears. MMS: Yes. A terrible day for democracy. Sonia Gandhi : Arey nahi. That damned Pepper Spray
  • pepper spray ka tadka,ang ang fadka
  • UPA: United Pepper Alliance
  • Baith Jaiye...Baith jaiye...Sabko pepper spray chidakne ka mauka milega.
  • That awkward moment when you realize the people responsible for protecting you can't even protect themselves in Parliament
  • After the Pepper Spray incident....
    Arvind Kejriwal must be thinking...ab saalo ko samajh mein aayega ki main muffler kyu rakhta hu

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Highway movie lyrics Maahi Ve

Dhoop paani pe baras jaaye.. 
Yeh.. saaye banaaye, mitaaye
Main kahoon, aur tu aa jaaye, behlaaye
Har doori sharmaaye
Tu saath hai, ho din raat hai
Parchhaaiyan batlaaye

Tu saath hai... din raat hai
Saaya saaya, maahi ve! maahi ve!
Meri har baat mein saath tu hai
Mahi Ve! Maahi Ve!
Mere saare haalaat tu
Maahi ve aye aye aye ye.... o..
Maahi ye aye aye aye ye.... o..

Haaye sataaye, manaaye, sataaye
Tu.. rulaaye, hansaaye.. bhi tu hi
Humsaaye.. har doori sharmaaye
Tu saath hai, ho din raat hai
Parchhaaiyan batlaaye
Tu saath hai, ho din raat hai
Saaya saaya, maahi ve, maahi ve!
Meri sab raaz, kal-aaj, tu hai
Maahi ve! maahi ve!
Meri har udaan ek tu
Maahi ve aye aye aye ye... o..
Maahi ye aye aye aye ye... o..

(Maahi ve... Maahi ve...)

Yeh jeena bhi, na jeena bhi
Hai dono ka tumse hi vaasta
O.. main hi to hoon tera pataa
Hai doosra naa koi raasta
Aaye mujh tak woh tumko jo ho dhoondhta
Meri khaamoshiyon mein hai tu bolta
Yeh jeena bhi, naa jeena bhi
Jo bhi hua hai, woh tumse hua...

(Maahi ve.. maahi ve.. maahi ve..)

Lyrics of Pataka Guddi from Highway Movie (Female Version)

Haan..
Mitthe paan di gillori
Lattha suit da Lahori
Fatte maar di phillauri

Jugni mel mel ke
Kood phaand ke
Chakk chakaudde jaave

Maula tera maali
O Hariyaali jungle waali
Tu de har gaali pe taali
Uski kadam kadam rakhwaali

Ainve lok laaj ki soch soch ke
Kyun hai aafat daali
Tu le naam Rab ka, naam Sai ka
Ali Ali Ali Ali
Naam Rab ka, naam Sai ka
Ali Ali Ali Ali

Sharf Khuda ka, Zarf Khuda ka
Ali Ali Ali Ali..
Sharf Khuda ka, Zarf Khuda ka
Ali Ali Ali Ali..
Ali ho.. Ali ho..
Chali o.. re chali chali, chali o..

Ali Ali teri gali
Woh to chali..
Ali Ali..
Teri gali chali o..

O jugni o.. patakha Guddi o
Nashe mein ud jaaye re haaye re
Sajje khabbe dhabbe killi o
Patakha Guddi O
Nashe mein ud jaaye re haaye re
Sajje khabbe dhabbe killi o

Maula tera maali
O Hariyaali jungle waali
Tu de har gaali pe taali
Uski kadam kadam rakhwaali
Ainve lok-laaj ki soch soch ke
Kyun hai aafat daali
Tu le naam Rab ka, naam Sai ka
Ali Ali Ali Ali
Naam Rab ka, naam Sai ka
Ali Ali Ali Ali

Maine to tere tere utte chhadiyaan doriyan
Maine to tere tere utte chhadiyaan doriyan

Maine to tere tere utte chhadiyaan doriyan
Maine to tere tere utte chhadiyaan doriyan

Tu to pak Rab ka banka baccha, raj-dulara tu hi
Pak rab ka baanka bachcha, uska pyara tu hi
Maalik ne jo chinta di to, door karega wohi
Naam Ali ka leke tu to.. naach le gali gali
Le naam Ali Ali..
Naach le gali gali, le naam Ali Ali..
Naach le gali gali, le naam Ali Ali..

Ali oo.. Ali oo.. Ali oo o..

Tu le naam Rab ka, naam Sai ka
Ali Ali Ali Ali
Naam Rab ka, naam Sai ka
Ali Ali Ali Ali

Ooo .. ooo

Jugni rukh peepal da hoi
Jis nu pooje taa har koi
Jisdi phasal kise na boyi
Ghar vi rakh sake na koi

Rastaa naap rahi marjaani
Patthi baarish da hai paani
Jab nazdeek jahaan de aani
Jugni maili si ho jaani

Tu le naam Rab da Ali Ali
Jhall Khaleran challi 
Naam rab da Ali Ali
Har darawaza Ali (x2)

Sai Re.. Sai Re..

Maine to tere tere utte chadiyaan doriyan (x6)

oh.. oho... oho..


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LijcpDrSNVI

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