Indian English

We Indians have a evolved our our own English and which turns out to be funny at times. Here are few examples:

She only told me KI she will come!

He says"I see u, so I talk to u, u want to talk me plz?..." I died

A standard reply when you ask an Indian student who has finished his Grad - Yeah, I "passed out" from College.

Sleeping is not coming only.

He: Hiee...!!! She: Helloo..!!! He: KYA DOING???

Teacher:- Explain ‘Dahi’ (curd) in English                           Me:- Milk sleeping in the night, morning mei tight"

Open the window, let the atmosphere come inside.

He: I love you. She: thenku.

Keep quite students the principal just passed away in the corridor.

Kindly give me a leave from office because my wife was born a child yesterday.

Both of you two get out of the class.

'' How many children do u have ? '' '' I have two daughters both are girls ''

Dhoni in Vishnu Avatar

Andhra court issues arrest warrant against Dhoni for posing in Vishnu avatar.

The most deadly terms used by a woman

No one can understand women and there have been many jokes already there. But here is the list of words which when used by woman may not be of same meaning as it may sound.

Complex, huh?

The reason for Facebook being down today

Facebook was down today for 15 mins and people all over the world started complaining about it. There were many speculations but I guess the most relevant reason was the below pic. Mark Zuckerberg must have panicked after seeing the below pic on Facebook.

The superficial promises of Arvind Kejriwal

Arvind Kejriwal, once the CM of Delhi, made a political blunder and is became infamous for his U -turns.

People surely don't leave any opportunity to make fun of that. Here is another one...

  

Golden temple clash video and pics

What happened in Golden temple was absolutely shocking. Clashes between two group of sikhs at a peaceful place just leave the stains on the holy place like Golden Temple.Sword-wielding Sikhs clash at Golden Temple and leave 12 people injured.

Here are some pics and video clip of the same.

CBSE 2014 topper scoring 99.6% marks: Hilarious Comments

Delhi guy who topped 99.6% marks in CBSE board exams has definitely made his parents proud but there is another perspective as well. When Hindustan Times posted about this guy on Facebook, people came up with some hilarious comments.. - Itna toh dettol, kitanu nai maarta... or Ye ladka kalpanic hai iska vastav se koi sambandh nhi hai . Enjoy the comments below:

Reactions of George Bailey: KXIP Captain

Though KXIP has a spectacular IPL 2014 and managed to get into finals easily but in the end it was dark horses KKR that won the IPL, but KXIP surely won many hearts.

Win or Loose there is one thing that could be learnt from KXIP captain George Bailey, he is smiling in all the situations. What a man of great caliber and a charming face. Here are his reactions in different situations.