Monday, September 7, 2015

How can WE make India a better place to live in?

Well, we Indians are unique in our ways.. We have some great qualities but at the same time we do have "not so good" qualities as well. We keep complaining about India at various levels - from devastated roads to bad politics, BUT we are somewhere or other a part of what WE make India.

Let's not talk about - "what government should do", let's for a change talk about what we, common people can do to make India a better place.


1) Stop peeing in public places - It's very common for us to find a secure place - may be around some tree or a wall, at garbage, behind trucks for peeing. We feel very much comfortable about it. BUT have you ever seen women in India peeing in common public places - I believe rarely. So if they can go around places to places without peeing in public so can men do. And also after peeing at some public washroom, please do flush it or pour some water.


2) Queues - A straight line or a herd? - We Indians are famous for our queues, which are generally not measured by the length of the queue but the area it covers. Breaking a line and gathering at the window will only add to your time. Stand in queue - a straight line and be a gentleman.



3) Traffic lights - A signal to follow or amusement? - We have our own set of rules. We see if a policemen is standing or not and then device our own strategy to follow the traffic light. Traffic lights are for our own safety. You won't do wonders if you save 30 secs of your life. Follow traffic light and be a good citizen.

4) Spitting - This habit of Indians is very irritating. We chew tobacco/pan and then spit of roads/wall and every possible place we can. It's horrible and disturbing for others to see the stain. Spit at appropriate places, there are spitting bins kept at places or spit in wash basins and then run some water over it. 


5) Littering on roads - The world is dustbin for us. We want to keep our houses and cars clean, every place else could be used as dustbin. We throw garbage, empty bottles, pan masala wrappers anywhere on the road. A small act of throwing these things in dustbin can do wonders.


6) Respect girls and women - Don't use curse words in public, if you can't stop yourself from doing it atleast do not use curse words infront of women and girls. It really makes them in a an uncomfortable position. Much have been said about eve teasing. It's high time friends when we not only have to stop this but also stand against it. You may never know if this could someday happen with your mother, sister or daughter. Set an example to others. Educate society by your actions.


We do not need great acts, just small acts cam make our surrounding a much better place.


Monday, August 18, 2014

OMG! Priyanka Chora posted this on Facebook!

Well, Priyanka came to Comedy Nights with Kapil for promoting her picture Mary Kom and then she posted some of the pics on Facebook. Well, Priyanka is definitely looking stunning and glamorous as always but this pic doesn't go in the right sense..

Well what do you think?



Thursday, August 14, 2014

Arvind Kejriwal compared to Taj

Yes you heard it right, Arvind Kejriwal was comapred to TAJ MAHAL!! None other than Ashutosh, who himself is a memeber of AAP, tweeted this.

"Questioning organisational competence of Arvind Kejriwal is questioning the beauty of Taj Mahal. It is he who created Anna movement and AAP." - Tweeted ashutosh. 

Well, tweepels don't leave any to anyone to take a dig at.

Thursday, June 26, 2014

Indian English

We Indians have a evolved our our own English and which turns out to be funny at times. Here are few examples:

She only told me KI she will come!

He says"I see u, so I talk to u, u want to talk me plz?..." I died

A standard reply when you ask an Indian student who has finished his Grad - Yeah, I "passed out" from College.

Sleeping is not coming only.

He: Hiee...!!! She: Helloo..!!! He: KYA DOING???

Teacher:- Explain ‘Dahi’ (curd) in English                           Me:- Milk sleeping in the night, morning mei tight"

Open the window, let the atmosphere come inside.

He: I love you. She: thenku.

Keep quite students the principal just passed away in the corridor.

Kindly give me a leave from office because my wife was born a child yesterday.

Both of you two get out of the class.


'' How many children do u have ? '' '' I have two daughters both are girls ''



Tuesday, June 24, 2014

Dhoni in Vishnu Avatar

Andhra court issues arrest warrant against Dhoni for posing in Vishnu avatar.


Thursday, June 19, 2014

The most deadly terms used by a woman

No one can understand women and there have been many jokes already there. But here is the list of words which when used by woman may not be of same meaning as it may sound.

Complex, huh?




The reason for Facebook being down today

Facebook was down today for 15 mins and people all over the world started complaining about it. There were many speculations but I guess the most relevant reason was the below pic. Mark Zuckerberg must have panicked after seeing the below pic on Facebook.





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