Thursday, August 30, 2012

On Alternate Punishments for Kasab




Now when Kasab's plea is rejected by the Supreme court as well and he is punished to be hanged till death.

Here are some great and innovative alternate punishments that people have for him..

Provide him internet connection with Internet Explorer as default browser

 Force him to watch all Saas-Bahu Serials till date by Ekta kapoor & note down how many times wives wr swapped.

Tell him to stay with Rakhi Sawant forever

Tell him to book Tatkal tickets from IRCTC. If he could book 2 tickets in first attempt, he would be freed.

 Lock him in a room with Deepak Chopra and play Deshdrohi on Tv with only one ad, Priyanka Chopra's Chip Chip.

Send him a fake letter from his mother to tell him that ND Tiwari is his real father

Provide him internet connection with Internet Explorer as default browser

Ask Ram Kapoor to sit on him.

 Make him sit alone in a room and hear all of Himesh Songs with Anu Malik Shayri non-stop. On repeat.

 make him sleep, somewhere near where Salman Khan lives.

make him climb the women's compartment in a . Rest in Pieces.

Give him a toothbrush of smallest size and ask him to clean the Dadar station till it shines

 Tie him to a pillar at Dadar station and tell all paan spitting people to spit only on his face.




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