What TV Ads teaches you?

Commercials these days are facing cut throat competition and to win the race, commercials sometimes end up showing non-sense. Here what people think what ads teach them.

@rameshsrivats
#WhatTVAdsTeachYou If you use Axe, you get women. (Which of course is pure nonsense. Parasurama used it all his life and was a bachelor.)

@AapChutiyeHain

#WhatTVAdsTeachYou HP Printers will get your kids better grades.

@ChhotaRecharge

#WhatTVAdsTeachYou People who lick Dairymilk like *that* in public are not treated like well-dressed beggars.

@riya043

Cleavage is the only thing that you can look down on and approve of at the same time.... ^_^ #WhatTVAdsTeachYou

@theoryheenry

#WhatTVAdsTeachYou That there is an invincible germ which can't be killed by any handwash.

@nikhilviru

#WhatTVAdsTeachYou happydent is used for lightining

@nikhilviru

#WhatTVAdsTeachYou Hema, Rekha, Jaya and Sushma don't mind getting dirty if you're in need.

@riya043

#WhatTVAdsTeachYou Samsung has more galaxies than the Universe

@nikhilviru

#WhatTVAdsTeachYou How to clean your toilet seat with Harpic, specially when you are enjoying your food.

@rulhania

Kareena has dandruff problem, Katrina has dry hair problem, Shilpa has hairfall problem and Priyanka has chip-chip. #WhatTVAdsTeachYou

@BHaramdev

#WhatTVAdsTeachYou Priyanka Chopra has more dark-spots than a Dalmatian Dog

‏@shiekhspear

When u having mango juice, u can use your imagination & go where you want to go! And the last "drop" is the main one! #WhatTVAdsTeachYou

@Oinkoo

#whattvadsteachyou you must never buy a toothpaste whose cover says Sadharan Toothpaste in black and white

@coolfunnytshirt

#WhatTVAdsTeachYou Katrina has showed us that an 'aam' can get laid more easily than an 'aam aadmi'.

@rameshsrivats

#WhatTVAdsTeachYou All doctors roam around wearing lab coats.

@riya043

#WhatTVAdsTeachYou Whisper Wings are getting wider & wider until one day they decide to take off from Indira Gandhi Intl airport.

@shadymumbai

#WhatTVAdsTeachYou Even If you buy a Nokia Lumia with a 1billion Mega pixel Camera ... u will still look as silly as the Guys in its Ads

@LOLendraSingh

#WhatTVAdsTeachYou Saif Ali Khan hangs out with Appy Fiz more often than Kareena Kapoor.

@MrTippler

#WhatTVAdsTeachYou Condoms have more flavours than Candies.

@coolfunnytshirt

#WhatTVAdsTeachYou Akshay Kumar is universal brand ambassador of woman safety. He will alert them about their 'button khula hai'.

@LOLendraSingh

#WhatTVAdsTeachYou, You will not be asked about your ID proof while Voting if you wear Rupa frontline.

@bandookwaali

#WhatTVAdsTeachYou you can get orgasm by just seeing Condom Pack