We Indians have a evolved our our own English and which turns out to be funny at times. Here are few examples:
She only told me KI she will come!
He says"I see u, so I talk to u, u want to talk me plz?..." I died
A standard reply when you ask an Indian student who has finished his Grad - Yeah, I "passed out" from College.
Sleeping is not coming only.
He: Hiee...!!! She: Helloo..!!! He: KYA DOING???
Teacher:- Explain ‘Dahi’ (curd) in English Me:- Milk sleeping in the night, morning mei tight"
Open the window, let the atmosphere come inside.
He: I love you. She: thenku.
Keep quite students the principal just passed away in the corridor.
Kindly give me a leave from office because my wife was born a child yesterday.
Both of you two get out of the class.
'' How many children do u have ? '' '' I have two daughters both are girls ''