Poverty is the state of mind. Really??

After Rahul Gandhi's statement that poverty is the state of mind, people were left wondering if it is really so!

Tweepels had their own opinion about this state of Rahul's mind.. Let's read some top tweets...

@jiya043

#YoRahulSoDumb that he wanted to help the farmers so he signed up for FarmVille on Facebook to know their problems.

@riya043

Dear Rahul Gandhi, poverty is not a state of mind, your chutiyapa certainly is. #YoRahulSoDumb

‏@Gotham3

#YoRahulSoDumb He took 17 friends along to watch a movie because the poster said 'Above 18 only'

 ‏@Gotham3

#YoRahulSoDumb When I told him elections are round the corner, he went outside the boundary of 10 janpath to look.

@shivsBHARAT

#YoRahulSoDumb whenever he see Sharad Pawar he thinks Sharad pawar is hiding a LADOO in his mouth

@BolshoyBooze

"Mummy Mummy lets make MIND as 30th state of India" - #YoRahulSoDumb

@shivsBHARAT

#YoRahulSoDumb Rahul's birthday will be declared buddhu-purnima,in honor of retards worldwide. Rapists will be released 2 mark.

‏@twiterazzzi

Actually he was right... If you take all the poor people, it will become the biggest state in India...#yorahulsodumb

Before the internet

Have you ever thought what and how was the life before the internet. Here are some in in interesting and creative tweets talking about the things 'before the internet' on internet.

@Gotham3

#BeforeTheInternet no one talked much about cats.

@MeetUunngLee

#BeforeTheInternet people used to have one designated character, now it's the game of 140 characters!

@justicearnab

#BeforeTheInternet Engineering and MBA were tough courses.

‏@india_review

#BeforeTheInternet when we didn't know something we would keep quiet and not pretend to be experts

@Gotham3

#BeforeTheInternet Stupidity took more time to travel.

@singh_nikita

Once upon a time #BeforeTheInternet people used to look at each other and not into their phones when they hung out.

@Alllahdin

#BeforeTheInternet Laptop and Dektop were just sexual positions.

 ‏@bhak_sala

#BeforeTheInternet Indians were more concerned about Kargil and Ayodhya than Palestine or Greece.

 ‏@justicearnab

#BeforeTheInternet We clicked photos for our Family collection and not for showing it to others.

 ‏@Ra_Bies

#BeforeTheInternet Savita was Bhabhi

@bhak_sala

#BeforeTheInternet My Life has my rules. Okay?

Now: Mah Lyf..Maah Rulz..kkkk Lol

@MeetUunngLee

#BeforeTheInternet reservation by IRCTC was not considered as one of the world's toughest jobs!

 ‏@rameshsrivats

#BeforeTheInternet Letters were written, posted, carried on trains & delivered by a postman after 3 days.

Truly, Those were the daak ages.

What if Twitter was there during Ramayana

Yet again, tweepels brings out their innovative side, and this time it is for the trending hashtag for - If Twitter was during Ramanyana..Lets read the top hilarios tweets.

@LOLendraSingh

#IfTwitterWasDuringRamayana Devi Sita, must have protected her tweets from Ravan.

@RonnieScrewvala

#IfTwitterWasDuringRamayana #SaveSita would be a trending topic

@RonnieScrewvala

#IfTwitterWasDuringRamayana Some guy would have live tweeted everything happening in Ram’s camp thus blowing his cover!!!

@maheshmurthy

#IfTwitterWasDuringRamayana then @KamaalRKhan would be dating Surpanakha by now.

‏@gupta_kaushal

#IfTwitterWasDuringRamayana The Entire Vanar Sena would have spammed the TL with their check-ins in Lanka.

@GabbbarSingh

#IfTwitterWasDuringRamayana Ravana wud have been acquitted of all charges & Shabari wud have been arrested for tasting berries meant for Ram

 ‏@coolfunnytshirt

Ravan: "Hey Vibhishan, did you just tweeted 'Jai Shri Ram'?" | Vibhishan: "No, that was my nephew." #IfTwitterWasDuringRamayana

@warpedinxs

#IfTwitterWasDuringRamayana People would have outraged with hashtag #JusticeForSita for two days and would've forgotten it eventually.

@doctoratlarge

#IfTwitterWasDuringRamayana people would've demanded Ravana be hanged for abducting Sita, but would be silent on Surpanakha's disfigurement

‏@AskThePankazzzz

#IfTwitterWasDuringRamayana Seeta would've made a foursquare check-in at Ashok Vatika with Ravan & posted emo stuff everyday thereafter.

@gautamverma23

#IfTwitterWasDuringRamayana then Jatayu would be there as the twitter logo instead of this blue bird.

@babumoshoy

Ravan: I'm innocent. My nephew kidnapped Sita. #IfTwitterWasDuringRamayana

@Sourcasm

#IfTwitterWasDuringRamayana Everyone in vanaar sena would wear 'Being Hanuman' T-shirts.

@Prec0g

#IfTwitterWasDuringRamayana The Vanwaas would have been, 14 years of living without an internet connection.

‏@gautamverma23

#IfTwitterWasDuringRamayana then KRK: Goodnight, Kiss to Ram and kick to Ravan who kidnapped Sita Maiya.

@LOLendraSingh

#IfTwitterWasDuringRamayana Kumbhkaran's must have been the most inactive account with an egg dp.

@NumbYaar

#IfTwitterWasDuringRamayana Sherlyn Chopra would've had a twitter crush on Cucumberkaran.

@LOLendraSingh

#IfTwitterWasDuringRamayana Hanumaan must have been most loyal follower of Shri Ram. RTing and Favoriting his every tweet.

@LOLendraSingh

#IfTwitterWasDuringRamayana Hanumaan must have been most loyal follower of Shri Ram. RTing and Favoriting his every tweet..

What TV Ads teaches you?

Commercials these days are facing cut throat competition and to win the race, commercials sometimes end up showing non-sense. Here what people think what ads teach them.

@rameshsrivats
#WhatTVAdsTeachYou If you use Axe, you get women. (Which of course is pure nonsense. Parasurama used it all his life and was a bachelor.)

@AapChutiyeHain

#WhatTVAdsTeachYou HP Printers will get your kids better grades.

@ChhotaRecharge

#WhatTVAdsTeachYou People who lick Dairymilk like *that* in public are not treated like well-dressed beggars.

@riya043

Cleavage is the only thing that you can look down on and approve of at the same time.... ^_^ #WhatTVAdsTeachYou

@theoryheenry

#WhatTVAdsTeachYou That there is an invincible germ which can't be killed by any handwash.

@nikhilviru

#WhatTVAdsTeachYou happydent is used for lightining

@nikhilviru

#WhatTVAdsTeachYou Hema, Rekha, Jaya and Sushma don't mind getting dirty if you're in need.

@riya043

#WhatTVAdsTeachYou Samsung has more galaxies than the Universe

@nikhilviru

#WhatTVAdsTeachYou How to clean your toilet seat with Harpic, specially when you are enjoying your food.

@rulhania

Kareena has dandruff problem, Katrina has dry hair problem, Shilpa has hairfall problem and Priyanka has chip-chip. #WhatTVAdsTeachYou

@BHaramdev

#WhatTVAdsTeachYou Priyanka Chopra has more dark-spots than a Dalmatian Dog

‏@shiekhspear

When u having mango juice, u can use your imagination & go where you want to go! And the last "drop" is the main one! #WhatTVAdsTeachYou

@Oinkoo

#whattvadsteachyou you must never buy a toothpaste whose cover says Sadharan Toothpaste in black and white

@coolfunnytshirt

#WhatTVAdsTeachYou Katrina has showed us that an 'aam' can get laid more easily than an 'aam aadmi'.

@rameshsrivats

#WhatTVAdsTeachYou All doctors roam around wearing lab coats.

@riya043

#WhatTVAdsTeachYou Whisper Wings are getting wider & wider until one day they decide to take off from Indira Gandhi Intl airport.

@shadymumbai

#WhatTVAdsTeachYou Even If you buy a Nokia Lumia with a 1billion Mega pixel Camera ... u will still look as silly as the Guys in its Ads

@LOLendraSingh

#WhatTVAdsTeachYou Saif Ali Khan hangs out with Appy Fiz more often than Kareena Kapoor.

@MrTippler

#WhatTVAdsTeachYou Condoms have more flavours than Candies.

@coolfunnytshirt

#WhatTVAdsTeachYou Akshay Kumar is universal brand ambassador of woman safety. He will alert them about their 'button khula hai'.

@LOLendraSingh

#WhatTVAdsTeachYou, You will not be asked about your ID proof while Voting if you wear Rupa frontline.

@bandookwaali

#WhatTVAdsTeachYou you can get orgasm by just seeing Condom Pack

Sir Ravindra Jadeja Facts

@babumoshoy
Ravindra Jadeja wears his shades on head to send the message to the aliens that he's constantly monitoring their movement. #JadejaFacts

@riya043

When Mark Zukerberg created Facebook he already had a friend request waiting from Ravindra Jadeja #JadejaFacts

@babumoshoy

Neil Armstrong was hesitant about stepping on moon, Ravindra Jadeja pushed him from behind. #JadejaFacts

@bhak_sala

Necessity is the mother of Invention . Jadeja is Father . #JadejaFacts

@riya043

Ravindra Jadeja decides which side the ball will spin after releasing it #JadejaFacts

@SirJadeja

#SirJadeja adjusts the sight screen at the opposite end even while he's bowling. To improve his concentration. #JadejaFacts

@teraKaminaDost

The Fastest Ball in Cricket is 101 miles per Hour only because Sir Jadeja balls with Left Hand :P

‏@medsane

Once Sir Ravindra used second hand Maruti for F1 race and still won it. #JadejaFacts

@medsane

Sir Ravindra Jadeja can make international calls with zero balance #JadejaFacts

@medsane

Sir Ravindra Jadeja was found playing with Balls as soon as he was born #JadejaFacts

@bizzarebhide

Sir Ravindra can hit his own wrong one for a six, then catch it, then appeal, then give out and then walk out. #JadejaFacts

@LOLendraSingh

The Earth is nothing but the spin ball of Lord Jadeja. #JadejaFacts

@KuttingChaim

Sir Jadeja rejected Tamanna's friend request on fb #JadejaFacts

@riya043

Ravindra Jadeja can wear his shoes first and socks later. #JadejaFacts

@Rahul_ag

Sir Ravindara Jadeja can book tickets on IRCTC #JadejaFacts

What would be the headlines in 2020?

@BHaramdev

Anil Kapoor's chest has been declared a World Heritage Site by UNESCO #Headlines2020

@Itsmy_rule

Rahul Gandhi is still d 'youth' icon of India! #Headlines2020

@coolfunnytshirt

Titanic 6D released. Viewers are provided life jackets with 3D glasses. They have the option of saving passengers of Titanic.

@greatbong

Rohit Sharma is India's most promising cricketer. Needs to be given more chances. #Headlines2020

@pranavsapra

Smartphones go to work, come back home, plug you into a socket and charge you. #Headlines2020

@babumoshoy

Daya says the 10,000th door he'd break open in the 2,56,967th episode of C.I.D. this week would be his last. #Headlines2020

@Alllahdin

Apple launches iDildo....Like its other products, it's just an iPhone with a round cylindrical shape #Headlines2020

@twiterazzzi

Salman planning to marry next month, after his release Dabangg - 40 ;) #Headlines2020

  

@LOLendraSingh

Sachin and Arjun Tendulkar's crucial partnership keeps India alive in the match. #Headlines2020

@cherry_blossomz

#Headlines2020 Kundali matching includes matching the quality of your tweets & status updates....ur number of followers & online friends! :P

@Poongkundran_s

#Headlines2020 Justin Bieber starts a new magazine called 'Women's power'

If there were no woman

@2HellWithHeaven

Carmine, French Rose, Magenta, Fuchisa, Rose, Ruby, salmon, baby and all other shades of pink would have been just pink#IfThereWereNoWomen

@NaughtyDew_: 

#IfThereWereNoWomen in the world it would be a huge pain in the a** .

@babumoshoy

Men would grow on trees. #IfThereWereNoWomen

@bhak_sala

#IfThereWereNoWomen there would be no rapes 

@OyePakaaMat

#IfThereWereNoWomen men would have to manage everything 'singlehandedly'

@Roflindian

#IfThereWereNoWomen diamond would be just another stone.

@BeerOholic

Karan Johar will be the president of the country and Gayism will be the only religion! #IfThereWereNoWomen

@Hardism

#IfThereWereNoWomen, we'd never know whether Ram Kapoor was pregnant or just fat.

@MeetUunngLee

#IfThereWereNoWomen, one of the two hands of every male would have been much thicker and 'exercised', even at the age of 60!

@india_review

#IfThereWereNoWomen Goats would go crazy for the dudes in Axe adverts

@PrateekShah

#IfThereWereNoWomen All colleges would have looked and felt like Engineering colleges

@subah_ka_bhula

#IfThereWereNoWomen Happy and Gay will find it's true meaning.

If Mahabharat Happened Now

@rameshsrivats

#IfMahabharatHappenedNow Kauravas would have starved to death with only 9 subsidized LPG connections for 102 of them.

@Ohfakenews

#IfMahabharatHappenedNow Khurshid would say "Aa toh jaoge Kurukshetra meh par vapis kaise jaoge" to Pandavas.

@GabbbarSingh

#IfMahabharatHappenedNow Draupadi would have been sobbing in a Satyameva Jayate episode.

@GabbbarSingh

#IfMahabharatHappenedNow Krishna would have told Arjun "Meter se 20 rs extra lagega"

@BwoyBlunder

#IfMahabharatHappenedNow Duryodhan would make the Pandavas delete their FB, Twitter, LinkedIn Accounts & force them to use Orkut for 14 yrs

‏@GabbbarSingh

#IfMahabharatHappenedNow After 13 years of Vanwaass Pandavas would have turned into Maoists.

@fakingnews

#IfMahabharatHappenedNow CCTV at Kurukshetra would have been found to be non-functional.

@Roflindian

#IfMahabharatHappenedNow US would be begging India to share the Drone technology with them.

@mediacrooks

#IfMahabharatHappenedNow Salman Khan would have been riding chariots drunk and running over people...

@nationalizer

#IfMahabharatHappenedNow Kejriwal would be saying both Pandavas and kauravas are both corrupt.

@mediacrooks

#IfMahabharatHappenedNow Abhimanyu would have been trapped in traffic on the western exp highway in Mumbai... Instead of Chakravyuh..

 @Shamwoo
Chakravyuh would be your only chance at Rajiv Chowk Metro#IfMahabharatHappenedNow

Bhajji aksed to slap Sreesanth again

Sreesanth, definitely one of the fine bowlers dancers that Indian team ever had, tweeted about the use of five fingers.

"We Have 5 Fingers For Five Reasons !! Little Finger To Make Promises For our Best friends.. Ring Finger For Someone Special When The Time  Is Right.Middle Finger To Those Who Are Jealous & Show High Attitude to us.Index Finger To Silence Those Who Speak against us.. Thumb To Show The Rest Of The World That we'll Be Fine No Matter How Hard Life Is..."

Tweepels who think that there could be better uses of these fingers, like poking nose with Index finger, asking teacher to go to toilet with your little finger and middle finger to...hmmmm, have requested Harbhajan to show the use to five fingers together once again.

Like Shri Ravindra Jadeja, our very own cricketing dancer is respected with Sree though he is not very Santh. When asked to Sree himself about the slap he got from Harbhajan, he made a monkey face and said -"Only Pawar sir can understand the pain of getting slapped by a Sardar"

When asked to Dhoni about why did he ever kept Sree in Indian team, the Indian skipper replied - "Sree being kept in Indian team was very strategical, we were on high that time and every team was jealous of our every player being in form, so we thought of keeping Sreesanth as 'Nazar Suraksha Kavach' in our team, he was just like a black demon face hanging outside a new house, to keep it aloof from bad eyes, and his presence worked!"

And lastly when we asked to great Indian slapper Harbhajan, how does it feel after slapping to Sree?

"After being dropped from Indian team, I have no guilt slapping to Sreeanth, I can slap anyone now, and Sree was never a cricketer, he could find a better job of training IPL cheerleaders and I want a full time job of serial slapper! He shares the same set of fans with those of Tushaar Kapoor, Vivek Oberoi and Abhishek Bachhan" replied Harbhajan tearing his chicken on a local dhaba in Punjab.

Arvind Kejriwal founds irregularity in purchase of marble for Taj Mahal

"Shah Jahan had no right to spend crores from the public coffers to immortalize the memory of his beloved," said the senior Samajwadi Party leader Azam Khan.

After hearing this statement Shah Jahan came out of his grave in those mummy looks and said furiously - "Why is Azam Khan worried about the money I used, if they would have the money I hadn't used, they would have built those statuses and parks in U.P?!!", he added, "Only I know from where I got the funds, after my home loan was rejected...Thanks to Robert Vadra, or from where else do you think I would have got the white marble at dirt cheap prices. "

"People are questioning me, about the money I spent for my beloved. No one questions Sid Mallya for spending money on Deepika, who was not even her wife!", he said, "I would have created Taj in Gujarat instead of U.P, atleast Modi ji would have created a SEZ for me and Amitabh Bachchan would have promoted it much better"

"What I am afraid of right now is - Arvind Kejrival, I am expecting he might expose the expenses of Taj! Intially the name which Robert suggested was Taj MALL, but we did foresee the the corruptions and scams that could have exposed and to be on a safer side we kept if Taj Mahal!" he said in deep voice.

Taking a sip of Taj Mahal tea, he said, all thanks to Zakir Hussian, in branding Taj " Waah! Taj boliye"