Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Bhajji aksed to slap Sreesanth again

Sreesanth, definitely one of the fine bowlers dancers that Indian team ever had, tweeted about the use of five fingers.

"We Have 5 Fingers For Five Reasons !! Little Finger To Make Promises For our Best friends.. Ring Finger For Someone Special When The Time  Is Right.Middle Finger To Those Who Are Jealous & Show High Attitude to us.Index Finger To Silence Those Who Speak against us.. Thumb To Show The Rest Of The World That we'll Be Fine No Matter How Hard Life Is..."

Tweepels who think that there could be better uses of these fingers, like poking nose with Index finger, asking teacher to go to toilet with your little finger and middle finger to...hmmmm, have requested Harbhajan to show the use to five fingers together once again.

Like Shri Ravindra Jadeja, our very own cricketing dancer is respected with Sree though he is not very Santh. When asked to Sree himself about the slap he got from Harbhajan, he made a monkey face and said -"Only Pawar sir can understand the pain of getting slapped by a Sardar"

When asked to Dhoni about why did he ever kept Sree in Indian team, the Indian skipper replied - "Sree being kept in Indian team was very strategical, we were on high that time and every team was jealous of our every player being in form, so we thought of keeping Sreesanth as 'Nazar Suraksha Kavach' in our team, he was just like a black demon face hanging outside a new house, to keep it aloof from bad eyes, and his presence worked!"

And lastly when we asked to great Indian slapper Harbhajan, how does it feel after slapping to Sree?
"After being dropped from Indian team, I have no guilt slapping to Sreeanth, I can slap anyone now, and Sree was never a cricketer, he could find a better job of training IPL cheerleaders and I want a full time job of serial slapper! He shares the same set of fans with those of Tushaar Kapoor, Vivek Oberoi and Abhishek Bachhan" replied Harbhajan tearing his chicken on a local dhaba in Punjab.

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